call me old-fashioned, but... (or: "at least pretend you didn't want to get caught.")

you think you have tricks but you're already old news.
i don't know about you, but i don't call this beauty.
you twist with your secret held close to your chest,
but when you display it you start to lose me.
so stop showing off your most prized possession
because i know just what you're worth.
your body is covered in diamonds,
but my hands are covered in earth.