my hairy bigfoot feet

hello, friends, my name's bigfoot
you can call me sasquatch too
see, most people think i'm pretty scary
but i promise that's not true

i know i'm almost eight feet tall
but i'm really a very nice guy
it's just that people run away when they see me
before i can even say hi

so i sniffle a bigfoot sniffle
and i wipe my bigfoot nose
on my oodles and oodles of tangled brown fur
(you'd be surprised how fast it grows)

i'll admit i'm pretty lonely
see, i'm the only one of my kind
and none of the animals will talk to me
(maybe it's the smell i leave behind)

so should you see me in the woods
(i hope you'll understand)
if i come up and say hello,
would you shake my bigfoot hand?